St. Jennifer’s Orphan House

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is where unwanted children go.
Most children come from much poverty.
Drop off your orphans for freeee!

St. Jennifer’s Orphan House is a place where your orphans will be the happiest they’ve ever been for freeee!

by YOUR QUEEN LORD AND SAVIOR March 19, 2021

Orphanage

A flammable building full of small children.

Hey, let's set that orphanage on fire for shits and giggles

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

orphanarium

Exhibits open to the public to go and observe orphans in a simulated natural environment. Similar to an aquarium.

1. The orphanarium is located by the stingray exhibit.
2. The orphanarium is my favorite exhibit at the zoo.

by drewbacca1212 November 15, 2010

Orphan Obliterator

Simple, it's Technoblade.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about the Orphan Obliterator going around town?

Person 2: Yes?

Person 1: Wait you have no parents-

Person 2: AHHHHHHHHH-

by a_s_t_e_r_i_s_k* May 1, 2021

Orphan lead

Any orphan leading to another

That young boy is orphan lead.

by bfeidz May 19, 2009

Orphan's blood

A drink made from one part cranberry juice, one part apple juice, and two parts sprite or 7-UP.

Although he previously drank fruit punch at every meal, Dave switched to orphan's blood because he preferred the lighter, more subtle flavor.

by Truculent sloth July 9, 2014

Leaving an Orphan

Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.

After the golf game I poached in Dr. Hook's bathroom and left an orphan for him.

by Pete North February 3, 2005