owned

Owned is when you get humiliated by someone.

man : i decided i love you and i wanna marry you more then anything.
women: nop, looser.
me: owned!

by MisterFatass April 3, 2009

Ornery

Mischievous, unpredicatable, contrary. Prone to teasing, silliness or pranks but not necessarily intentionally cruel in nature.

My friend in Georgia announced plans to dye my dog pink, then had the nerve to suggest it was unfair to call him "ornery."

by ChrysRD November 16, 2018

rofl owned

1. Something you say to someone after you beat their ass.
2. A phrase that occasionally appears in the Comedy Goldmine and Photoshop Phriday segments at Something Awful.

This phrase is usually typed in all capital letters.

warcraftMASTER: wtf how did u kill all my crypt fiends!?
l33td00d~187~: ROFL OWNED

by Capheine December 10, 2003

bitch owned

Someone that is a bitch and you just owned them. Whether that be in a sport or in anything else.

"You just got bitch owned!"

by B.Parks Production September 14, 2007

russell cr-owned

Getting hit in the head with a telephone.

"Russell Crowe just russell cr-owned that hotel clerk!"

by LMB June 30, 2005

orner

a very old man; one who exceeds the age of 45 and has lived with the dinosaurs millions of years ago

"What were the dinosaurs like orner"

by nbcxznb April 30, 2008

onedankboy

Onedankboy is a trust worthy Administrator.

Onedankboy is reliable.

Onedankboy is there when you need them

Your so Onedankboy.

by O5-4| "The Scythe" May 16, 2020