dangly option

nothing but the male genitalia

I met a hot girl at the bar last night. When it came time to leave she chose the dangly option.

by shawnm June 22, 2005

Viable Option

A secondary choice that is feasible and will be satisfactory to one's needs in a given particular situation.

"Yeah man, I mean Dylan, Philip, or even Mike would be viable options."

by reeree1023 September 19, 2016

homo optional

When a statement has any sort of homosexual context, but you don't want to say the over-used phrase"no homo".

It's going to be harder than you think (homo optional).

by St. Fun March 2, 2009

Nuclear Option

When a group outlandishly robbed something, then whine as if they are being mistreated when others try to interject them from bringing the stolen good home.

The republican party invoked the nuclear option to confirm gorsuch to the supreme court, dude who should have never been there

by chugchugpickle April 6, 2017

Option B

The ability to choose between enduring one's current situation or have a monkey fling his poop at you for 15 minutes instead.

Mom) Johnny, we have to go to a funeral later.
Johnny)Uh...I choose option B instead
*POOF*
Monkey) huhu ha ha ha

by viciousgandhi June 8, 2003

Blimp Option

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.

Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.

by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

Option 14

When you have sex and roll up the used condom afterwards and put it in a ziplock bag, so the next day you can take out the condom, drink your own cum from inside and lick the pussy juice from the outside.

Hey, I am going to take this chick home and do an Option 14.

by Ingonish March 28, 2022