hate coded and optimized

You "hate coded", BUT you went backed, and fixed the solution with better code (examples: more elegant algorithm, efficient use of memory, better performance, better use of data structures, easier to read and/or maintain, added comments, added unit testing, etc)

I solved day 3 of the Advent of Code, and I hate coded and optimized a solution.

by appalasian December 6, 2017

Optimized Game Syndrome

A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.

Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome

by xalency May 19, 2024

Actual Optimal

When an action or object is "actual optimal" it is to be of optimum actuality.

"bro thats actual optimal"
"whats the fuck does that mean"
"actual optimal"
"actual optimal"

by sssly August 23, 2022

radical optimism

Dua Lipa’s 3rd studio album, including the hits Training Season and Houdini. Produced by Kevin Parker aka Tame Impala, the album is composed of psychedelic pop and electro-pop, bringing a newer sound to Dua Lipa’s catalog. The album has an almost euro-summer vibe to it that is perfect to listen to by the pool. Best pop album of 2024!!!!

Have you listened to radical optimism yet? My favorite song is These Walls.

by Lanadelrey2012 August 7, 2024

Optimizely

When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products

"Did you Optimizely that?"

by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019

Cautious optimism

Theres no such thing as cautious optimism. Cautious optimism is cynicism. Thinking the sky is going to fall and trying to look forward to the little bit of good left in things before it does is cynicism. Really, having a bucket list is cynicism, since even though it becomes more likely that you'll die soon when you get older, once the mystery isnt there you're not really living anyway, you're just trying to live the rest of your days as an adrenaline junkie before the crash at the end, to go out with a bang, that's cynicism. Most thoughts disguised as positive are really cynical by nature.

Fuck positive thoughts and people, they think the end is a crash and it becomes one for everybody else too. There is no cautious optimism.

by Solid Mantis May 1, 2020

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010