My co-worker is a “self optimizer” purposefully promoting prowess over others to the detriment of those he/she views a a threat in their immediate environment.
by Broken Antler Alum June 27, 2020
Optimal Form of Rule: La Rosa Conciliari Primus Optimus Maximus Totalis Consumatiae Estea: Inhumane criteria, of what is human, is inhumane. / "philosophy will never do much for thee, in that; the emotions, slash feelings, who are the kickoff for the attempt in the fist place, defies both.
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by SirSimon July 02, 2021
A person who believes anything added to a game that looks nice or fun to play will automatically make the game laggy.
Developer: Yo we should really add Attack Helicopters
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome
Owner: No that will make the game laggy, we have too much tech.
Developer: Bro stop having Optimized Game Syndrome
by xalency May 19, 2024
When two practitioners discuss at a conference, typically Opticon, about Optimizely nee:testing/experimentation on their digital products
"Did you Optimizely that?"
by optimize(ly) August 30, 2019
Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.
by Mindbladeskillyaks June 15, 2010
When someone tells you “things get better” but that isn’t really true. They say this because they have a hypothetical belief that you can have someone to help you get better.
1:Hey man, you have someone to talk to, trust me.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.
by whx November 19, 2023
Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism
by Mebemax September 07, 2023