Brazilian opener

Sticking an umbrella up a women's pussy and opening it up inside her.

Did you get the Eminem mentioned Brazilian opener in one of his songs?

by Smackdatfatass May 16, 2016

Opened the ham

To pass wind with a sweet 'hammy' aroma.

Oh man! Which smelly fück's opened the ham?

by Beardross January 15, 2008

open sandwich

An imposter in the sandwich world. Basically a peice of toast or bread used to sit meat, cheese or salads on, but not closed off with another bit of bread, therefore not qualifying as a sandwich.

Tony: "what the fuck is that shit"
Shaun: " it's an open sandwich, want a bite?"
Tony: " fuck no! Get that shit out of my house before the Earl of Sandwich comes from his grave to kill you!"

by Ifmichaelbaywasawarhero August 31, 2017

Box Opener

When a guy gets a girl out of his league to have sex with him.

"I didn't think Renee would get with him, but I guess he is a total box opener!!"

by MelRose January 26, 2015

open-legged

A polite way of saying whore. The phrase is more positive sounding because it sounds like "open-minded". If you use this term you are sure to gain more respect from your street performing female friends.

Naw Mimi isn't a whore...

she's just a very open-legged person!

by KOORVA June 13, 2006

Open Boobs

Common phrase used by non-english speaking foreign men in hopes of pressuring women to show breast curves, braziers, cleavage, areola(s) and nipples.

Sky: Hi there fella!
Ahmad: (accent) Sky make happy open boobs please quick.

by Mike Money Boats N Hoes March 09, 2011

open season

The Part of the Year when it is both Legally, and Ecologically, Acceptable to Hunt for Animals,Fish or Game, of a Particular Species.

All the (civilised) Local National Governments set Start and End Dates for the Open Season; and the Closed Season.
These dates can be different for each of the Animals, Fish, or Game Species which a Hunter/Angler wants to target.
In Order to Avoid Being Caught, Arrested and Fined, it is necessary to Find out what the Start and End Dates are for the Open Season; as it applies to the Species of Quarry which YOU want to Hunt.
( The Survival of Species is At Stake; So Don't Risk Being Busted.)
The Fines are, Quite Rightly; VERY PAINFULLY EXPENSIVE.

by Cyril Squirrel April 09, 2007