Online Crush

It's like a normal crush except it about someone online obviously.

Katy and Mike have been internet friends for years. Mike has an online crush on Katy.

(Katy sends a message to Mike)

(Mike read the message and blushed)
Turns out Katy likes Mike too and she confessed.
Mike and Katy are now having a long distance relationship}

by AsianToasty July 30, 2019

online school

mental hell

jack:i like online school

me:ahhh so you like mental hell

by youraverage15yearold October 13, 2020

OUR UAV IS ONLINE

1. What is said on Call of Duty 4 when you get a 3 kill streak. A UAV(Unmanned Aerial Vehicle) helps you know where the enemies are on the radar in the game.

2. What you say when you see a mass pwning of people whether in real life, movie or a video game(besides CoD4)

1. After getting a 3 kill streak in CoD4, billy pressed right on the d-pad on his xbox controller to activate the UAV.

2. While watching the new Rambo movie, in the theater, some kid yelled out " OUR UAV IS ONLINE " when Rambo was on the 50 cal shooting the soldiers.

by tonitewedineinhell August 24, 2008

Chronically Online

Chronically online describes those who spend so much time online that they distort their sense of reality and hinder their ability to communicate effectively on any topics because they lack hands-on experience.

Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.

Online personality: My dog fell down the stairs, but he’s been checked up on and is okay.

Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨

by CornelThorn November 1, 2021

oliver james

A hot British male featured in movies such as "What a Girl Wants," and "Raise Your Voice." He's a very talented singer and sung in both movies.



He's also REESE'S HUSBAND.

Did you see Oliver James in "What a Girl Wants?" He looked hot in that boat scene.

by REESE May 13, 2005

online now party

when everyone is online at one time.

wow! seems like everyone is flashing 'on line' right now....it must be an online now party!

by allisonthedopeshit January 12, 2007

Oliver Masri

Oliver Ghassan Masri is a spectacle for all mankind to admire, he is an example of why we exist on this planet. He follows the teachings of Jesus and is a very religious man who never lets the devil tempt him and lead him to evil. He knows he has no future so he embraces his many disabilities to make other people laugh. يالا حبيبي.

John said, "Oliver Masri is the reason for my existence, his bald head makes me cream milk out of my nostrils!"

by olivermasrifan36 March 31, 2022