by yurmix February 20, 2018
You had sex or raped your own daughter. Congratulations, you're a father, once removed. It's also possible to be someone's father twice removed, but would you want to rape your own granddaughter, who is also your daughter ??
Mr. Gustafson is like a father to his grand children. Oh wait, Mr. Gustafson is their father... father once removed !
by Esa4 February 02, 2021
An old Texas saying: Fool me once, shame on... shame on you? ... You fool me can't get fooled again.
by Kristian Z March 07, 2008
once upon a time in mexico there were two gangsters....
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...
by axelrad1993 October 05, 2010
by LeadTrigger February 13, 2008
When two girls or women meet each other for the first time then they proceed to look each other over to see if the other is a threat socially or economically.
Ya, Julia and I met for the first time last night. We gave each other the Female Once Over. I figured I was prettier than she was, and she had more money than me so we got along fine.
by ifeltlikewritingadefinition July 21, 2011
Someone who simps for the once-ler. Mainly tumblr user or 13/14 year old girls who have seen the Lorax to many times. Once-ler simp makes you breedable and submissive, you may also be a simp for Daniel from camp camp. These type of people probably read wattpadd fics self inserts like one direction.
You really like the once-ler you simp for him more than real people.
Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler
Once-ler simp- simp for the once-ler
by Eighttwelve August 14, 2021