The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.
The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.
by Sam Walton December 15, 2008
Get the Granny Gestapomug. "Hey brah on Craigslist I saw a post for a bass player for a senior citizen band"
"That's all me mayne. I can get so much granny puss!"
"That's all me mayne. I can get so much granny puss!"
by Siris the great January 14, 2009
Get the granny pussmug. by mike September 13, 2004
Get the granny smithmug. Don't be a Granny botherer, stay at home !
by DavidBronteBeach April 10, 2020
Get the Granny botherermug. by Soggysquid8 May 25, 2016
Get the Granny gropermug. Indication that a gentleman has given a vigorous and enthusiastic pounding to a consenting female. This practice often results in ruptions of internal organs and rendering the subject crippled for several days, almost like your gran. To smash the granny you do not need to be fussy. The granny can be smashed out of all of the mainstream orifices including the less popular but equally effective belly button smashing, reserved for ladies of a larger volume.
Tigger found walking and day to day activities challenging and painful after Christopher Robin smashed the granny out of his ring piece (Extract from 'Whinnie the Pooh, can honey be used as lube? - 1954')
by Tom A December 1, 2006
Get the Smashed The Grannymug. An often inarticulate person who likes correcting other people's mistakes when she has the most rudimentary knowledge of anything out of all the people I know.
by Anonymous February 18, 2003
Get the granny hanniemug.