Actually spelled "Ashlee Gong", most likely a weaboo that also enjoys playing harvest moon on her 3DS until she falls asleep with it. Can't get any guys but enjoys shipping others and dislikes being alone but too bad shes alone 95% of the time.
by fanimeg November 12, 2017

bunch of fucking retards contributing to a manic scene - one of limited productivity and massive fucking up and ineptitude
by newbruno August 2, 2006

1. A Chinese euphemism for husband. Literally means "old grandpa".
2. An older man who is dating an attractive woman significantly younger than he.
2. An older man who is dating an attractive woman significantly younger than he.
by sassafrassa April 3, 2009

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.
We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!
by Donk McStuffins January 6, 2020

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012

While Rob and James were Red Vining their balls slapped together to make a loud gong sound. They liked this and decided to slap their balls together more. They decided they would Ball Gong every time they Red Vined
by Rexlba April 12, 2022

by Sol54321 March 3, 2011
