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The irritating process in which someone gets offended by something FOR someone else before they get offended, even if they wouldn't actually get offended by it. Most commonly observed on social networking platform: Twitter.
Mei: *name is Mei*
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
Modern Twitter users: Ur name is Mei? :/ please stop appropriating japanese names. we know ur name is amanda or basic white name
Mei: I'm literally asian help
Me: Do not fret, they are suffering second-hand offense
by 10:20am September 16, 2021
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man 1: shorty is very attractive
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
Man 2: bro you better start the offense while she here
Man 1: you right bro, imma start the offense before she leaves
by bsssen April 27, 2025
Get the Start the offense mug.A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.
"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"
by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019
Get the Flex Offender mug.A phrase used instead of what the fuck or what the hell when you are in the presence of an adult or little child who you dont want to hear you say fuck or hell etc.
Micaela: Aaron I hate you soooo much!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
Little Kid Walks In
Aaron: What the (Insert Non-Offensive Word Here)!!!!!
by akararules July 6, 2010
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No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
No offense bro but you are the ugliest motherfucker I have ever seen. If I didn't know any better I'd assume your mom was a titty waitress at Hooters, got pregnant, was fired for her slump appearance, then couldn't afford an abortion so she had the local kids try and whack her bulging fetus like a piñata.
Only you survived and that's how you ended up with such a disfigured face. Either that or you got baptized with scolding hot coffee. I bet if a blind kid felt your face he'd be asking why there's a pizza on this camel's ass.
shits disgusting bro, get it sorted or at least wear a bucket over your head or something.
Peace.
by trollprince December 17, 2011
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