Desert Oasis High School

- Conceived in 2008 in Las Vegas, NV, Desert Oasis High School is the child school of Sierra Vista High School and Liberty High School, both of which are shit schools.... which is ironic because Desert Oasis is the best school in the county.
- Also the brain child of the massive budget deficit in Las Vegas an one of the last schools built.
- 60% of Population at Desert Oasis HS is Asian+ 40% of DOHS is Wealthy = 100% better then your school.

You go to a cool school, you must go to Desert Oasis High School.

by J.M and R.T December 4, 2010

Oasis

Our generation's version of the beatles. And they fuckin rock.

Dude, Oasis is the fuckin shit. They piss on all other current bands cept for Travis. If yer cool, I can call you Oasis.

Wrote the brilliant song... Slide Away.

by Slide Away June 22, 2004

sew your wild oats

to have sex with as many people, enojy life, and have fun before settling down

"i need to sew my wild oats" or " go and sew your wild oats"

by issababy January 29, 2009

Wet Oats

A nickname for a man with a incredibly large penis, but is very small (5'0) and not very attractive. His stupidity amazes people. Typically called Wet Oats or simply, Oats.

"Wet Oats, your quite the idiot for your 4 inch girth"
Oats, your makin me feel good

by Rick S. Hunter October 27, 2010

oasis

One of the most amazing bands of all time, even excluding classics such as Wonderwall, Don't Look Back In Anger and Champagne Supernova. Has the best debut album ever in Definitely Maybe. This band also undisputedly has the best B-side collection of any band, ever, at any time. Publicized in "battle of Britpop" with the band Blur. The Gallagher Bros. have been known to cause quite a stir in public, causing some controversy in people who have no sense of humour. Most people however find them entertaining. Disregarding all of this, it does not change the amazingly catchy tunes Noel has churned out over the years, such as: Cloudburst, Strange Things, Sad Song, Step Out, and I Will Believe. And all of these songs listed are from their B-sides collection, not even delving into their main stuff.

Idiot: I think Blur is better than Oasis.
Me: If you think that "girls who like boys who like girls who like boys" is better than "maybe i just don't believe, maybe you're the same as me, we see things they'll never see, you and I are gonna Live Forever" then you are retarded.
Idiot: Ok but Oasis had some pretty half assed tunes with poor lyrics too.
Me: You mean like Digsy's Dinner or Bonehead's Bank Holiday? Those are some of the catchiest pieces of music ever.
Idiot: But Noel insulted Phil Collins!
Me: Didn't he divorce his wife by fax?
Idiot: Yeah but...ok, point taken.

by shoes22 August 4, 2007

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

OSATS

This is an abreviation for the semi-unreleased album "Our Secrets Are The Same" by scottish rock/new wave band Simple Minds. Somewhat obscure, you'll come across it in Simple Minds fan circles occasionally.

1. "Swimming Towards the Sun" is my fav song from OSATS!

2. Check out this custom artwork I designed for OSATS. That hands-tied cover sucks!

3. "The Garden" ("Cry" b-side) is leftover from "Our Secrets are the Same". So is "Bird on a Wire" ("Home" b-side). I don't think "Lead the Blind" ("Cry" b-side) is, though. It sounds too much like the album "Cry".

by ChromeBumper August 3, 2010