joe nuts

he is anything and everything, but most importantly, he’s joe nuts.

joe? joe nuts!?!?

by pat_underscore June 7, 2020

bofa deez nuts

Both of the tesicles on the male operating the statement.

Man 1: "Have you seen Bofa?"

Man 2: "No I haven't who is that?" Man 1: "Bofa deez nuts!!"

by ElBetoRgz May 16, 2016

Land of Fruits and Nuts

Derogatory, stereotypical; used in present day to refer to California. The fruit represents homosexuals, nuts to crazy people, hippies. Sometimes directly refers to San Francisco and its liberal mentality.

"California: The Land of Fruits and Nuts."

by TKW231 June 6, 2009

sock it to the nuts

The act of sliding your penis in a girl's vagina until your testicles touch her pubic region. Completely covering your penis. Much like pulling a sock over one's foot.

Yeah that girl I took home last night let me sock it to the nuts.

by Ghost Face Scribbla November 25, 2007

Golden Nuts Syndrome

A characterological pattern which includes the mistaken belief that one’s own gonads are invaluable and should practically be worshipped.

He was just another sad casualty of Golden Nuts Syndrome, one of the many wealthy narcissists whose mistaken impression caused him to be the 12th victim of a female serial killer just trying to clean up the dating pool.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 16, 2021

Thumbing Your Nuts

Wasting time doing absolutely nothing. Usually in a work setting.

Dave: Have you accomplished anything today?

Paul: Hmmm, well, I did make some copies.

Dave: You've just been standing around thumbing your nuts, haven't you?

by SteelerB56 February 28, 2011

Nutshack

An awful cartoon, later on becoming a meme, thanks to SiivaGunner using the theme into his high quality-rips.

"It's. The. NutShack. It's. The. NutShack."

by Coolskeleton01 September 4, 2016