thermo nuclear bomb

bomb
i die

hi jimmy look it is a thermo nuclear bomb

ok Johhny guess ill FUCKING die

by notfive April 21, 2020

Nutella Bella

Nutella Bella or "Nubella" is the term used after anal sex where the end of the male genitalia (bell) has been covered in the delicious chocolate spread of nutella (In this context shit) creating a Nutella Bella.

A young man has just had his first encounter of anal sex unfortunatly his partner had forgotten to Anally douche.

"Crikey, there's poop on me bell!" (Tastes some) "Mmm it's kinda like nutella"

Hey!! Nutella bella!!

by SternHello April 22, 2011

nuclear war

A hour long waltz in which the victor is the one that:

1. Struck first
2. Had more nuclear weapons
3. Had more nuclear submarines in firing distance of enemy cities

Note that this victory is temporary because soon after a "victor" is declared we all start dying from atmospheric fallout.

A socialist war, because everyone on the planet becomes insanely equal.

by Elitist December 18, 2003

nutella

The best fucking spread - period. Nothing can top the taste of chocolate and hazelnuts in this creamy delight. You can put it on just about anything, or eat it plain. This is quite possibly Italy's greatest contribution to the food world.

First created in the 1940's by Pietro Ferrero in the Piedmont region of northwestern Italy(NOT FRANCE!!). Chocolate was rationed during the times of World War II, so Mr. Ferrero used hazelnuts in addition to the chocolate.

"Nutella - the orignal creamy, chocolaty hazelnut spread."

by b l o n d i e February 22, 2007

Nuclear Turtle

A nuclear turtle refers to a nuclear turd that won't quite launch. The missile is armed, the silo doors are open, but instead of launching, the head of the nuclear turd peeks out, much like a turtle in its shell. At this point, the nuclear turd has morphed into a nuclear turtle.

The silo doors are open, but my nuclear turd won't launch, looks like I've got a nuclear turtle.

I've been waiting on this nuclear turd for half an hour, I guess its now officially a nuclear turtle.

by Dr. Strangedump October 20, 2010

Nuclear F Bomb

A devastating tirade of the most foul and insulting usage of the word “fuck” that anyone may have experienced, ever.

We all stood there en masse, entirely frozen in shock, reflecting on the possibility that her Nuclear F Bomb may precipitate the end of the world.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019

Nutella

The orgasm of a godly rainbow unicorn. In a jar.

This Nutella is orgasmic!

by FeastMaster December 11, 2011