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Halal

The way you feel after a long night out with the pals.
How was last night?
It was great, but I’m literally halal right now.
by Ghostlywisdom1 January 7, 2024
mugGet the Halalmug.

Go full halal

When you run out of toilet paper and you are forced to us your left hand to wipe your ass
"The toilet paper had run out on New year's Eve so I had to go full halal, happy holidays" Philip foxmen
by Mathew 5:15 January 1, 2022
mugGet the Go full halalmug.

Halal Day

Stay halal for 1 day on 11th November, You cant do any haram thing for entire day
Stay halal brother, Halal Day is the best
by MFTMG November 8, 2021
mugGet the Halal Daymug.

Halal

girl: says some cute ahh shit
guy: no we keep things halal out here
by uveveveweueueue August 30, 2022
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Sher Halal

The single greatest human to ever exist:
Founder and Owner of The Halal Cart at Penn State University Park. The best food in the entirety of State college, nay, Pennsylvania, nay, the GODDAMN WORLD comes from a cart and its owned by this gem of a man.
The absolute most kind and generous man who will always put smile on your face and offer you a free drink.

He’s the best objectively. Like you are wrong if you think otherwise.
Bro 1: Bro what did u get for dinner?
Bro 2: Bro I got lamb over rice with both sauces from halal cart and met Sher Halal
Bro 1: Objectively correct order but I think you need 1 more.

Bro 2: I think I do (goes to get another one)
(They lived happily ever after)
by 03wolfboi November 20, 2023
mugGet the Sher Halalmug.

Halal Pi

When the digits of the number π used in a given calculation to a certain degree of accuracy to produce a product need to be checked and approved by certified Islamist or Mohammedan educators before it could be sold to green customers.
The Taliban warn green publishers that only math titles that have the “halal pi” stamp on them could be used in local universities.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
mugGet the Halal Pimug.

emna halal

she loves cats and doing her eyebrowes in all sorts of colours
omg look at emna halal her eyebrowes
by emna halal April 19, 2022
mugGet the emna halalmug.

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