Netflix Slave

A person who refuses to watch something, despite other sources, if it's not on Netflix.

Person 1: Come on man, you have to watch Goodfellas.
Person 2: I can't, it's not on Netflix.
Person 1: You are such a Netflix Slave.

by shadow24601 July 24, 2015

Netflix Remorse

The sick to the stomach feeling one gets after watching 44 episodes of; The Blacklist, or How I Met Your Mother, in 48 hours. The sense of your soul being sucked out of your eyes through the tv when you should be outside living.

Mark: Hey so why did you run 17 miles today?
Micah: I have some wicked Netflix remorse... I watched the entire Breaking Bad show in four days.
Mark: Been there.... after I watched the entire Gilmore Girls show in a week I had such bad Netflix Remorse I learned how to breakdance and won a street competition in the subways in Philly.

by Fuegocurtainreddrapes April 9, 2016

Netflix and Sorrow

The lowest point in someone's life where they are so lonely and their life is so unfulfilled that they have to resort watching Netflix all day by themselves without any interactions which others. While watching Netflix they also realize how pathetic they really are and become very depressed.

I am going to go home and Netflix and Sorrow.

by BShan April 22, 2016

one eye on netflix

When you are receiving a pity bj from your long-term significant other. Usually while their attention is divided between you and another task.

Similar to Netflix and chill.

Beers bro?
Nah man, my girl's got one eye on Netflix.

by Greenbeener January 27, 2016

Pizza and watch netflix

Pizza and watch netflix is the invitation given to a girl from a guy to "hang out" which is a cover for having sex.

guy:"hey wanna come round? we can order pizza and watch netflix"
really what he means is..
guy: "hey want to come to mine and have sex?"

by ARGGHHHHHHHHHHHH January 8, 2015

netflix nazi

Someone who obsessively screws up your netflix queue for their own benefit. Often involves renting movies no one else in the house wants to watch and then waiting a week to watch them, thereby wasting more time and money.

My wife is a total Netflix Nazi; she's constantly deleting good movies and replacing them with the Golden Girls Season 3.

by WotanMitUns April 22, 2008

Netflix

Verb; to spend hours watching TV and watching whole series in a day and not doing anything productive

Anna netflixed for a whole week straight! I can't believe she did that, I wish I could be her

by Btccarr January 31, 2015