Nartard

A Naruto obsessed retard.

"Why is Jerome running around the track like that?"
"Don't pay attention to him dude, he's kind of a nartard."

by notapollo January 14, 2020

Narp energy

That extra energy that a non athletic regular person (narp) has that athletes are lacking

That guy over there gives me such Narp energy

by Jkseilkop September 23, 2020

noodle nart

A noodle nart is a generic pop-tart.

Look at Timmy over there, his parents bought him noodle narts!

by dustinfl October 13, 2011

Nose-nart

Bogeys, snot

When people pick their nose they usually find nose-nart

by Deego78 August 13, 2015

NARST

A word to describe something terrible and ultimatley in bad taste.

--Did you see that...ewwww!

---Yeahr...that was narst!

by VICKI KARMA November 11, 2006

Napternoon

An afternoon in which a nap is taken.

This napternoon, i had a dream that mrs. finklestein, sitting down to breakfast with her longtime butler and confidante, mr. fonzworth, tripped over her own feet and fell into the porridge bowl!!!!!

by AJ Norris January 13, 2009

Napturnal

Neither nocturnal or diurnal, but to survive on naps both large and small at any time of the day.

My job starts so damn early I've become napturnal. It's really fucking with my evening plans.

by NMH654 October 23, 2009