nano-respect

A form of respect, given by touching your fist to the fist of the person who has earned it. It should be accompanied by saying 'gimme some nano-respect'. Should you not notice someone is trying to give you nano-respect you lose street cred. £$% IMPORTANT %$£ Not to be confused with slipknot-respect which is similar although the fists are punched together hard as opposed to the gentle touch of nano-respect.

"The euphamism you used fully juxtaposed the surreal aspects of breathless" Wow nice statement trolliver gimme some nano-respect

by Toothache December 9, 2008

ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

by The Real Papa Smurf January 11, 2008

ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

by The True Pappa Smurf January 16, 2008

iPod Nano 5th Generation

The last good nano; ever since the sixth one came out (useless piece of shit), I'm thankful to have kept my 5th gen. with video.

Loser: Dude, i just got my sixth gen nano. It f*****g sucks

Me: That's why i kept my red iPod Nano 5th Generation with video.

Loser: wow i really should have done that

by FerrariDude December 19, 2010

Government Created Nano Bot Infection

it's an epidemic...

Along with government created nano bot infection you may also have these terrifying deseases! leprosy, flesh eating bacteria, and hotdog fingers. beware also of count chocolitis..

by Toots Mcgoo August 6, 2008

Madden Nfl Nano Glitches

Glitches are ways to trick the computer via formations. The special formations combined with play calling allows for the defense to get in and sack the Qb before he has time to throw the ball

Its hard to give an example without drawing or pictures

check out www.maddenedge.com

this is the best place to show examples of Madden Nfl Nano Glitches

by Dboy707 January 5, 2011

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009