mature swag

it is the true meaning when you realized that you actually have NO swag, so you make a swag level up just to sound cool.

"swag level is up there
way greater than yours
just low key swag
you'll never know
oh well shame"

"and thats another way to say "i know, my swag level can't compare to yours. it is way too low to even count as swag." hahaha"

"hahaha funny
you wish
i just got the mature swag"

by coolcatmad May 19, 2011

Mature fag

The completely uncommon "Mature Fag", is the level above "Cool Fag" that is rarely ever attained by "cool fags" and is commonly looked upon with some kind of sick pride that these clearly mentally defective individuals rely on. A "mature fag" has by some ungodly miracle that also doubles as one of nature's much unintended accidents, much like the result of incestual sexual intercourse, somehow understood what is going on around him and how he plays into it so he has, and again against ALL POSSIBLE ODDS, learned the ways of his local area and has started to be able to trick people and get what he wants in life from people. This is an odd predicament but nothing to fear as all "mature fags" still have the same tell tale trades that their younger and much more mentally stable counterparts do. For one thing they will still act out but in a more subtle yet obvious way, such as accomplishing something in the work place and presenting his smug mug while feeling proud of himself openly. However he still has no grasp on how to treat a woman properly so he will turn into an over sized fourth grader around his significant other who is usually a much better and more deserving person than he is. Still the same thing gents just less loud.

Hey did you hear bobby? Johnny has finally reached mature fag status! He got a job and was just so smug about it! So smug!

Steffan was being such a mature fag that he decided to promptly call up his friends and brag about his new car.

by Doctor Weird D.P.A. August 23, 2011

mutuwedgie

(MYOO-choo-wed-jee)
when two people give each other a wedgie at the same time.

Bobby pretended to hug his little brother sam, but grabbed his underwear instead. Sam retaliated by grabbing the back of bobby's underwear, therefore creating a mutuwedgie.

by wootasaurusrexgasmzorz December 27, 2008

pre-mature e-flushulation

The act of flushing the toilet too early, having underestimated how badly you actually had to urinate, then having to wait until the tank fills again so you can flush the rest down.

Hey, what took you so long in there?" " Damn, I can't believe I just had pre-mature e-flushulation!" "I didn't think I had to piss that bad.

by scorpioeric July 30, 2011

a mature bullet

A sexy GOW player whos signature shot is the wonderwoman. He also likes to start forest fires when he has a snake in his boot.

"Hey did you get wonderwomaned by that a mature bullet?.. He's beast.

by NayruZ July 19, 2010

Farmhouse Mature

Adjective used to describe a nob which hasn't been washed in other a week, thus making the cheese 'farmhouse mature'

Antoine: Fancy a shag?
Courtney: Jeeze Antoine, your nobs farmhouse mature, i ain't touching that shit

by funnyman76472 October 21, 2009

Pre-mature fag

Term used to define an individual with a lower sense of "maturity". Offensive phrase used against a character described or labeled as a "motherfucker". The weaponry that these individuals habitualy use are sedimentary rocks and comedical phrases that generaly dont make sense and or doltish.

Omar is such a pre-mature fag.

by darknight823 January 29, 2009