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Mutton Suit

The heavily applied makeup and clothes designed for young woman worn by older women in a vain attempt to look a lot younger than they actually are.
“Come on Cynthia,” shouted Beryl, “Let’s get our Mutton Suits on and head off to that nice Disco in town and bag ourselves some young drunken boys!”
by Rattyman1964 September 28, 2011
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Friendly muttonchop

The act of cooking and eating a sheep that was previously your lover, usually served at a large meal
I can't believe Tom served the friendly muttonchops at thanksgiving
by Kntryson May 18, 2017
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Sandy Mutton

This is the part of a female that is used for reproduction vagina. It is described like this when the female has the STD called Blue waffle. It is also used to describe when someone is punching sand with a piece of mutton.
Look at Emily, I have heard she has a sandy mutton”. “Nathan went to the desert and brought back sandy mutton”.
by Laghmani fam February 29, 2020
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Tobias Mutton

Tobias Mutton is a very circular man who is very experienced in all of the positions especially the "Slovakian traffic cone"position. Tobias only has 1 inch penis but quality over quantity and that is certainly true with his penis as it thrusts deep into Lucas masons ass. He's a beast above men and asserts his dominance over trannies and prostitutes.
Wow is that Tobias Mutton I would let him perform Slovakian traffic cone on my tight little asshole
by tobiaslover69 November 8, 2023
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kebab dressed as mutton

A very ropey looking woman in mid 50s wearing clothes her teenage grandaughter would think was a little "risque"
"Jesus! look at that old slapper, kebab dressed as mutton"
by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005
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Mutto

A Mutto - A person who cannot stop after just 1 beer. Once drinking commences, a Mutto will continue to drink until passing out. Even vomiting will not prevent a Mutto from continuing his/her drinking session.
We went out for a couple of beers, but we didnt realise he's a total Mutto. The night got pretty out of hand.

Look at that guy, he's totally Mutto'd!
by DSM88 October 21, 2010
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Mutation

Ice Cream terms: My dad invented this term a few years back. It was around Pre-teen or between when I was 9 years old. I secretly called it a "Mutation Mix".

What happens is you mix a few flavors together to make 1. But what I did was mix 2 flavors together. I mixed Black Raspberry with Chocolate Chip and it tasted nice!
person 1: *takes two quart cups of ice cream and opens them, putting first 2 small scoops of one flavor in his dish and then another 2 small scoops of the second flavor*

person 2: Hey what are you doing with the ice cream?

person 1: I'm mixing 2 flavors together to make one.

person 2: Is that a mutation?

person 1: *smiles in agreement* exactly.
by Mutation Mix Master May 19, 2010
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