Homless teenagers with swords and nunchukas who you give spare change to or you die. Life's a bitch ain't it.
Tim: That damn kid stole my pet flamingo!
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
The policeman: Were they teenage mutant ninja hobos?
Tim: Yeah.
The policeman: Better call the Hardy boys.
by wartotheend69 December 16, 2011
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An opiate-based pain medication abuser or junkie who is noticeably high in public, an opioid addict who doesn't care how they are perceived in public, a heroin or opioid abuser who is seen attempting to go about their day in public but is so high that everyone around them knows they are very high. Signs to look for-dilated pupils, slow movements, disheveled hair, dirty clothing, speech is incoherent, and the person may slobber or drool. DO NOT CONFUSE WITH A HOMELESS PERSON. A mutant IS NOT a recreational drug abuser/social drug user. A mutant may appear like a zombie stumbling about until they finally pass out for one of their frequent naps.
"Look at that line of mutants outside the pain clinic. Man every one of them is shaking from withdrawl and they look like they haven't showered in a week".
by OXYCop August 23, 2010
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by KON101 January 14, 2008
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"Dude, Abel squatted 600 pounds today"
"Yeah, he's a mutant"
"Dude Mike Alstott is a freakin mutant!"
Moses = Mutant
"Yeah, he's a mutant"
"Dude Mike Alstott is a freakin mutant!"
Moses = Mutant
by thomas May 13, 2005
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They played a mutant version of bohemian rapsody.
Her art is sort of a mutant salvador dali-- the leopards aren't melting into clocks, they are melting into killer robots disguised as clocks.
Her art is sort of a mutant salvador dali-- the leopards aren't melting into clocks, they are melting into killer robots disguised as clocks.
by kia roach October 1, 2004
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It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
It all starts when some kid decides to buy four turtles, name them after famous artists and flush them down a massive toilet one after the other!
Now is this the end of our heroes? ooh no! the sewers happen to be radioactive, because what sewer is complete without being radioactive I ask you?
And does this radioactivity Ionise their cells and give them cancer? ooh no! it makes them grow massive, stand upright, de-evolves their shell to the point of being useless and evolves their vocal cords so they can speak! oh the wonders of radioactivity!
Now, in these crazy sewers they find a giant rat who can speak English! and does this rat attack them? ooh no! it becomes their master and teaches them Kung fU, THEN IT ARMS THE TURTLES WITH WEAPONS!
Now, do the turtles have revenge upon the heartless child who flushed them down the toilet? ooh no! the child is forgiven and they start a war with a bunch of SHADOW WARRIORS oooooh! because fighting is fun!
and that pretty much concludes the story of the teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Bob: Hey Terry! you seen those Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
Terry: Yeh, the story is so realistic isnt it?
Bob: I KNOW! I cant believe it isnt real!
by Maniacishere February 28, 2010
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