Shaggy: Where is Sean?
Jay: He Murphed over an hour ago.
Nicole: No, he is sitting over there on the bar stool.
Sean: I'm right here!
Abby: What an awesome reverse Murph!
Jay: He Murphed over an hour ago.
Nicole: No, he is sitting over there on the bar stool.
Sean: I'm right here!
Abby: What an awesome reverse Murph!
by Gheen March 22, 2011
The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.
I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.
by kunit7 March 04, 2011
a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph
a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!
by proffessor hyphun October 27, 2007
by Random NPC June 29, 2020
When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.
by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020
by therockawayj March 27, 2010
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