Reverse Murph

When an inebriated individual reappears at the bar after performing an Irish goodbye (Murph).

Shaggy: Where is Sean?
Jay: He Murphed over an hour ago.
Nicole: No, he is sitting over there on the bar stool.
Sean: I'm right here!
Abby: What an awesome reverse Murph!

by Gheen April 6, 2011

Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

by kunit7 March 19, 2011

murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph

a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!

by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007

Jessie Murph

Very hot and beautiful, she is also talented, write and sing songs so perfectly

Jessie Murph is so talented
you are such a pretty girl you look like jessie murph

by Jessie Murph br December 18, 2021

heady murph

the act of oral sex including both fellatio and cunnilingus

wow i just got the best heady murph ever!!!

by therockawayj March 27, 2010

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

dirty murphed

when a grotesque, unpleasant man by the name of murphy is drunk off his ass and has succeeded to get in the pants of one of his targets.

"DAMN did you get dirty murphed last night???!!"
"shit I may have been black out fo dat"

"Why is she is she in the hospital??"
"She got dirty murphed.....she needa get that shit checked out"

by almostdirtymurphedgurl January 3, 2013