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murph diving

my girlfriend wanted me to get creative in bed, so I went murph diving and she loved it!
by Suite 220 February 2, 2009
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Murphing Syndrom

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.
I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.
by kunit7 March 19, 2011
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murph durph

a.)nerdy douche bag often in a position of authority. b.) nickname of director of students at Mount Saint Joseph
a.)How the fuck did that asshole become my boss,he such a murph durph. b.)Student #1: That son of a bitch gave me a saturday detention!
Student #2: He needs to get his head outta his ass.
Student #3: Yeah fuck murph durph!
by proffessor hyphun November 14, 2007
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Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"
Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.
by Random NPC June 28, 2020
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Jessie Murph

Very hot and beautiful, she is also talented, write and sing songs so perfectly
Jessie Murph is so talented
you are such a pretty girl you look like jessie murph
by Jessie Murph br December 18, 2021
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heady murph

the act of oral sex including both fellatio and cunnilingus
wow i just got the best heady murph ever!!!
by therockawayj March 27, 2010
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Murph Nuke

When you cum into a condom, flip it inside out, put it on your hand like a glove, and punch someone in the face full force.
Yo did you hear? Joe pulled a murph nuke on frank!
by JustThat_1 January 24, 2020
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