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Muffle

The lesbian blue guy with a gem on her cheek from Muffiqute verse
Man, Muffles about to get the shit fucked out of her by Periqute
by Toasterwire0838 June 17, 2024
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Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore
The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.
by Kbee405 November 25, 2017
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Muffle

Also known as a snout or muzzle on a dog. This definition is called this word because dogs cannot talk.
Spanky has a 4” muffle.
by Deez Nuts83 April 29, 2021
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Muffled Trumpet

When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."
by bboymono January 28, 2015
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80's muffle

When the sound engineering and quality of a movie's audio makes it evident that the movie was made in the 80's.
The movie Heathers has that nice, crispy 80's muffle that makes you shit and cum in your pants.
by parcelsa February 2, 2022
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muffles

term of endearment given to a co-worker, usually the smartest, always the most fun, and often the best looking person in the company.

nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.
Tonight is going to suck unless muffles comes.

Muffles at my last job was not as fun as our muffles.
by manny_ortiz September 9, 2009
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Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
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