Mississippi Mud Pie

When a girl shits and then proceeds to piss on said shit. Then the guy takes the shit shoves it in her vagina and proceeds with intercourse

Ezekiel: Yo Eric I heard you Mississippi mud pied Ana last night! Is that true?
Eric: Fuck yeah I did! Best night worst clean up.

by Ditsganf February 2, 2018

Mississippi mud pie

Defecating directly into another partners rectum and slurping in out.

"I over heard mommy and daddy have a Mississippi mud pie in bed last night, it sure did sound yummy."

by Geek_mythology December 28, 2017

mexican mud pie

when a person (or animal) is eating out your asshole and you excrete feces into their mouth.

Cam and his grandpa both gave cam's grandma a mexican mud pie

by Bobby, Bobby Smo November 5, 2006

creamy mud pie

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and pussy.

I was fucking my girl so good last night and I came a huge load all over her asshole and pussy. It was the biggest creamy mud pie I'd ever given her.

by Michael Palmer and Maria Short March 25, 2009

muppie

Like "yuppie" but middle aged. AKA Middle-aged Urban Professional

There were so many muppies at Home Depot on Saturday, I couldn't find a parking spot.

by Lindsay Van April 22, 2006

muppie

Like "yuppie" but metro sexual. AKA Metro sexual Urban Professional.

Metro sexual has overpowered middle aged men in urban professionalism within the past 5 years. The terms popularity has grown largely, and is known as a major target group for products in todays society.

The muppie is in the bathroom shaving.

The target audience we are aiming towards for our hair product is more the muppie than your average yuppie.

by Kelci MacDonald July 20, 2008

music city mud pie

When nashville musicians shit all over a groupie on a tour bus.

Mike and Jim gave that bitch a serious music city mud pie.

by Funballs July 7, 2008