The long neverending demented cartoon movie that lasts almost like, half a fucking HOUR, damn you! I hate myself, go to hell. 400000004!

I don't know, I'm just really, really drunk.

You looked this up?

by ACDC FOREVAR!!!111 May 19, 2004

shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

by J to the Rone June 27, 2005

Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner

Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

by Huge Tako May 5, 2022

melfer

When you can't make a fancy drink with the correct ingredients, so you make less than perfect substitutions. There by creating an awesome accident.

When trying to make a Horsefeather, we had no ginger ale, so we made a melfer with Sprite. Delicious.

by Mastiffman January 19, 2014

melfe

If it's referring to a woman just run! Eazy to love don't piss her off.

I wouldn't mess with that melfe girl.

by Apex's January 1, 2021

fucking myselfie

A self-taken masterbatory image

Her profile picture on Tinder was a fucking myselfie!!

by taxxigirl August 7, 2014

mia myself

Being in a depressing mindset like Mia (a suicidal dog)

My life sucks, I wanna mia myself

by Mia myself December 24, 2021