Positive Montemurro Sign

A freshly waxed vaginal area that is so smooth that drops of water will bead off when applied to the area.

I was with a girl last night whose pussy was so smooth it would qualify for a positive Montemurro sign.

by Dr Montemurro October 8, 2009

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

Morten Andersen

6'2" 225
Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982

The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.

Morten Andersen is clutch. Plus, he's Danish.

by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004

Nokturnal Mortum

Great band from Ukraine; terribly underrated.

"Lunar Poetry" and "The Voice of Steel" are both black metal masterpieces.

Nokturnal Mortum are the best band in Ukraine.

by not found [Error 404] November 19, 2010

Montemor-o-Velho

A town in Portugal where all the cool kids hangs out. Birthplace of awesome musicians and people who fall in love with Britons.

That kid is from Montemor-o-Velho, he's a freaking genius on a guitar!

by Amayanoir May 4, 2009

Mortenson

a Mortenson is a packet of sensation, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of fosters.

You: I'll have a Mortenson.
Barkeep: That's 2 punds 30.

by Nordgulen February 22, 2009

Mon Cello Morte

Simply translated as "My cello of death", Mon Cello Morte refers to an anal gas leak characterised by a long, deep resonation with a slight rising pitch and garnished with a violent odour. The term initially derives from the uncanny resemblence to the sound of a cello being played slowly and with a single, deep note see Mon Cello. "Mon Cello Morte", however, may only be applied to a gas leak as described above, coupled with an extraordinary smell that invokes the involuntary reaction of vomiting.

"Oh My God! What was that noise?"
"That, my friend was Mon Cello."
"Urgh"
Friend vomits
"Sorry - that, my friend, was Mon Cello Morte"
"Somebody light a match!"

by Thandroo October 5, 2011