rigor mortis

adjective. Elegant word for a stiff person.

damn. did you see that rigor mortis P. Miller dancing?
hell ya!

by Brennie January 6, 2006

Liquor Mortis

When you have a full erection, but are unable to cum do to large amounts of alcohol.

Last night I had sex for 3 1/2 hours straight, but did not cum. I was so tired that I just rolled over and went to bed. I had a bad case of "Liquor Mortis".

by Mustang Tossed Salad August 9, 2009

Morati

If you are mortal enemies with someone you are Morati with them.

We're Morati now! I hate you!

by lollerofhell September 7, 2011

mortis

A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.

Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok

by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005

Danica Morais

Ballito’s biggest TikTok thot

Damn bro did u see Danica Morais

Yeah bro she a TikTok thot

by Thot sweeper December 21, 2019

Mortis

The uberleet designer of game levels for Unreal and Wolfenstein. Using his Netherworld connections, Mortis creates fun that is out of this world. Known to frequent broadbandreports.com and bsdterritory.com.

"I hear this awesome new game level was designed by Mortis the Wise."

by Mortis June 30, 2004

rigor mortis

The state of being after taking too much ecstacy

"Yo, Im so rigor mortis right now"

or

"What are we going to do tonight?"
"We'll go to a club, get rigged, and hopefully meet some biddies."

by Jazzface78 February 22, 2005