moobie

man + boobie = moobie

boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.

my teacher has the biggest moobies ever. all the guys can't help but stare, even if he is a male...

by stef July 9, 2004

Moobies

man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.

man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck

by who0ligan January 19, 2006

moogee

one who personifies mooginess, including but not limited to violent emotional moodswings, a manic approach to all extremes of emotion, the belief that one has contracted all manners of disease - common, rare, and not yet classified. The inability to discern levels of attractiveness in the opposite sex as defined by modern society in context of physique, personality, and intelligence - and the further inability not to make all manners of sexual advances towards such prey wihtout regard for situation, appropriateness or negative response. To be bisslfully unaware of being a walking juxtaposition, promoting a set of beliefs while living a lifestyle that is in direct contradiction to said convictions. To have a great big heart and seek someone to share it with.

Howard Hughes was being a moogee when he thought he got the bird flu.

by Webstah January 25, 2008

moobing violation

When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.

Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.

Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.

by cdafox May 7, 2010

moggie

A cat (esp. in UK or Australia); generally equivalent to Am. term "mutt"

I ran over the stupid moggie backing up my car.

by Don Tedesco August 22, 2002

moogina

The vagina of a fat or overweight woman.

That girl is such a fat cow I can't believe anyone would want to screw her moogina!!!! Since she is such a cow I wonder if she has to go to a vet for her annual moogina check up?

by D Fischbeck March 8, 2008

mogi

The dead ringer on a pub trivia team.

Every team needs a mogi for the random baseball trivia category.

by kyrie swerving May 7, 2019