montino

montino is a good person he is kinda loyal and funny he is very humorous and cannot take a joke but he is cute he not fine💀 im jsp but frl he fine but is a great person to be around

yall see montino he is so fine🤭

by deeznhutz November 21, 2023

Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise

This substance is when you mix the following items: 15 ounces Smegma, 2 qts Sperm, 5 tbs gonorrhea infested period discharge, 1 liter of dead horse sperm and 2 expired eggs. After mixing the substances, you place it in your cabnit for 2 months, run it through the dishwasher and finally place it in the oven for 20 minutes on 400 degrees F. Finally you consume this disgusting creation with friends and family!

"My Brother and I, Zack, just whipped up some Montenegro Moldy Mayonnaise?"
"Sure"
Opens mason jar lid
"Holy fuck what is that smell, what did you make that out of?"
"Family secrete recipe"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025

Montenegrian labor enslavement

The state of absolute inertia and laziness someone is experiencing to the point it is believed that person enslaved their will to work deep inside themselves.

A: I can't get out of bed, I'm so tired...
B: Damn, this has to be some kind of Montenegrian labor enslavement, you lazy fuck.

by Franchek February 16, 2026

Montenegrin

Definitions:
1. Balkan Mexicans (most common usage)
2. Lazy
3. Black People who live in Mountains

Randy: Is Nizic a montenegrin?
Jesse: Yeah jigaboo, but is he a montenegrin, a 'montenegrin', or a "montenegrin"?
Randy: Dunno

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Anarcho-Monteirism

Anarcho-Monteirism, also Anarcho-Mounterism and shortened as AnMont and as AnMount, is an anarchist ideology that holds the development of an anarcho-syndicalist society based on divinialism and extraphysicalism. Anarcho-monteirism supports that divinialism and extraphysicalism together are the only possible way to enable the creation of an anarcho-communist / anarcho-syndicalist society and that humanity will only be completely free if they managed to reach a higher level or being, become extraphysical and reach godhood. Anarcho-monteirism also supports that divinialism and extraphysicalism together with anarcho-communism / anarcho-syndicalism are the fastest way to turn humanity into a species of highly evolved beings and reach a higher level of being.

"Anarcho-monteirism is interesting just like anarcho-divinialism and anarcho-extraphysicalism actually are, and AnMont might be really good in order to turn anarchism more spiritualist and extraphysicalist and not just materialist and physicalist."

by Full Monteirism May 20, 2021

National Monteirism

National Monteirism, also National Mounterism and shortened as NatMont, NazMont, NatMount and NazMount, is a nationalist ideology that advocates the idea of development of a nationalist society based on bookchin communalism and self-management-self-government, national monteirism also supports the development of extraphysicism and divinialism in order to improve the condition of the nation itself, massive militarization, massive investments on science, technology, spirituality and extraphysics and the full replacement of materialism and physicalism by spiritualism, extramaterialism and extraphysicalism through spiritualist, extramaterialist and extraphysicalist education.

"National Monteirism is basically the nationalist-fascist version of monteirism itself, and there are several natmonts on my Discord server and they are quite cool."

by Full Monteirism May 23, 2021

Dan Montenegro

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

by anonymous October 11, 2021