Montreal

A realy nice and diverse city in Quebec, Canadda. It's full of cool stuff to see and the City Bus is almost free because you can just put as much money as you want as long as it makes noise.

**while entering a Montreal City Bus**

"caching ching ching ching ching ching"
Guy 1: hehehe...
Guy 2: yo how much did you put?
Guy 1: uhmmm like 60 cents

by BobSpeed September 27, 2005

Montreal

Canadian city located in the province of Quebec. Is seen by many as a party city, although it becomes quite boring and difficult for the citizen actually living in it due to its unbelievably horrid winters and government that doesn't give a shit.
Montreal is well known for having atrociously maintained streets with more potholes than many third world countries.
It is also famous for having terribly constructed bridges that fall apart when driven on.
All Montreal is really good at, is displaying to the outside world that everything is ok.

"Hey man, the streets of Montreal are worse than downtown Bagdad!"
"Montreal doesn't have potholes, it has craters."

by PissedOffMontrealer December 22, 2008

Montreal Mudflap

It is when a guy fucks a girl in the ass after she's just taken a shit. He gets feces on his genitals and continues to slap his shitty balls against her while he slams her.

While staying at the Omni Hotel in Montreal, Juanita received a Montreal Mudflap and had to clean the shit off her coochie.

by Juanita Gomez June 6, 2009

Monstrey

1) prime specimen of a male, who has qualities every man must obtain to achieve true greatness
2) to be harmed, caused physical or emotional damage
3) interjection used in instances of extreme joy

Darn I wish Marco had qualities like Monstrey, then he’d be awesome to the max.

Better run Craig, otherwise I am gonna Monstrey your face so hard your jaw is gonna shatter into a million pieces.

Upon receiving her Dr Pepper Jenna squealed, “Monstrey! My life is complete” in sheer joy.

by empire of pandemonium November 6, 2008

monstrils

HUGE nostrils

I bet that guy can smell everything with those monstrils!

by LYYNNDDSSAAYY December 26, 2008

montreal roundabout

It's like the Montreal Handshake, but instead of two gentlemen jerking each other off, a circle of men, three or more, reach with their right hands to the man to their right and jerk said person off. This creates a circle of euphoria that reminds them of their homeland--Montreal. (Not to be confused with a circle jerk)

After the bar and due to a disappointing night, the boys came back to Jimmy's apartment to let off some steam. Within the hour the were standing in a circle leaning slightly too the right, right arms extended, jerking each other off in a Montreal Roundabout with their eyes closed, heads raised to toward the ceiling. Eventually they all fell asleep around the apartment with smiles on their faces. It turned out to be a good night.

by M. P. Troyka December 20, 2015

Montreal handjob

A handjob in which the girl occasionally uses her mouth, lips or tongue to stimulate the penis and/or scrotum. Orgasm is generally provided manually, though the girl may position herself such that most or all of the ejaculate is deposited on her face.

The booker said it would be just a massage with a happy ending but the girl surprised me with a Montreal handjob.

by Epic R. Guy August 4, 2018