I used to give hoes the Arabian Goggles. Now that I lost me nut to cancer, I give 'em the ol' Polish Monocle!
by Skeeball April 8, 2008
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Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008
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by Akimbo April 20, 2005
Get the Monacle mug.N. A person who is nerdy enough to have broken his glasses and tried to fix it with the magic of scotch tape... unsuccessfully.
ADJ. A very nerdy bookworm.
V. To "Monacle Boy" means to tape your glasses with scotch tape and proceeded to pretend as if nothing was wrong with them.
ADJ. A very nerdy bookworm.
V. To "Monacle Boy" means to tape your glasses with scotch tape and proceeded to pretend as if nothing was wrong with them.
Jared Lorraine can also be referred to as a MONACLE BOY as he has broken his glasses.
Ali D'Albizzle claims that MONACLE BOY is a loser.
Kristen Stewart (Not Bella from Twilight) says that you need to MONACLE BOY in school.
Ali D'Albizzle claims that MONACLE BOY is a loser.
Kristen Stewart (Not Bella from Twilight) says that you need to MONACLE BOY in school.
by Ozian April 2, 2009
Get the Monacle Boy mug.When your stupid hammered and you think you are being witty or smart or sophisticated, but your really just a drunk fool making an ass out of yourself.
You get pulled over....
Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.
Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
Reality: Don't touch me pig, BRUTALITY, BRUTALITY.
Drunk Monocle Effect: Good Morrow Officer, I know the law very well and in RCW 10.72.30 states that you may not perform a legal search of said premises without written or oral consent. If I am not be arrested or put into custody than I will take to my motor carriage and be on my way.
by MRBIZZYNUTS February 21, 2011
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A delicious act of whoredom during which a lucky participant has one eye covered by another eager volunteer's respective testicle. See arabian goggles.
Interested party: "Yo dawg, I heard Tay-Tay hooked you up with an Arabian Monocle last night. How was that?"
Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."
IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
Reciever: "To be honest bro, sucked. One of my eyes was warm with ballsack, and the other has fresh pink eye. Would I do it again? Anything to bear a striking resemblance to my hero, Mr. Peanut."
IP: "...Dude, what the fuck. He's a nut with a monocle, you had a nut on your face, albeit in monocle fashion. Nigga, you gay. Move past the denial phase."
by f7u12intheAmotherF'er June 2, 2011
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