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Mong Biff

it is appropriate to call someone a mong biff when they have done something utterly stupid and/or idiotic.

it can involve more than one person, the person who notices the act of specialness will say "Mong" and it is open for anyone else to add "Biff"

bringing more humiliation to the person who experience the special moment
Chris walks into a lamp-post
Tori cries out "MONG..."
Greg adds "BIFF"

therefore Chris is a mong biff
by jabba dabba doodlely July 5, 2010
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mong cunt

A fucking Aussie slang word.
A person who is just a fucking weirdo with no respect given or received
Mong
Cunt
Daniel you fucking mong cunt stop fucking my sister shes 12
by noonelikesleafy.com October 16, 2018
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J-Mong

When you finger a girl in the asshole and she decides to drop a poop on your hand and finish it off with a "sorry"
You gave me a J-Mong, wtf!!
by Dirty gates May 17, 2011
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Sussy Mogus

Sussy Mogus is a Slang term for saying, *Suspicious* *Among us*. it can be used against someone as an insult, or a way to arouse Suspicion among fellow Crewmates, Classmates, or Plane Crash Survivors.

The phrase has a variety of uses, such as: insulting someone at a funeral, making jokes with your cat. Starting a Pornographic Film, ending a speech for world leaders, and especially for talking to yourself and crying because you know you will never amount to anything because you say the word, "Sussy Mogus"
Man 1: "bro my Ant died..."
Man 2: "i don't care Sussy Mogus"
by BunPickleCheese1 September 18, 2021
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mingus dew

a soft drink belonging to the bebop cola line of products.
hey, id really enjoy a refreshing mingus dew right now.
by murphey May 7, 2003
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manguera

Spanish for water hose

aka Ghetto water wiggle

Turning on the water hose and spinning it around in circles. Usually seen during hot summers.
Child:"I want a water wiggle!"

*Points at t.v watching kids having fun in water*

Parent:"Go turn on the manguera"
by NinaBruja May 12, 2010
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Ming Mong Handler

A person or group of people who have to deal and handle ming mongs' on a daily basis.
IT Dept dealing with ming mong support calls "Ohh shit that Ming Mong Bruce is on the phone again. I bet he rebooted his pc by turning his monitor off and on again" I hate being a Ming Mong Handler.
by Ming Mong Handler January 7, 2008
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