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Negro monocle

Cell phone earpiece with dangling cable and bulbous volume control / microphone, resembling a monocle.
Check out hommie with the negro monocle, who he get at?
by Master Christ St. John July 29, 2008
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Belfast monocle

Taking a shit on someones eye when they are asleep
i just gave him a Belfast monocle and made his green eye brown
by Bonjovi1991 February 17, 2009
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top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position
oh so you did the top hat monocle position
by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010
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modocing

To move very quickly. To travel very fast.
We were modocing down the street. This spelling, without the "k" is due to the origin being the Modoc Indians of California. During their war with U.S. Army troops the moved from place to place after firing shots. The fifty indians had the troops convinced there were 150 shooting at them.
by dblcams May 27, 2009
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French Monocle

When a man places one testicle on one eye of another person. The positioning mimics the wearing of a monocle. Similar to the act of tea-bagging.
Guy #1: Dude, what did you do to Sally while she was passed out?

Guy #2: Not, much, just the standard French Monocle. Took pics. Check the Web.
by The Guy who likes gerbils April 15, 2009
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monocules

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.
This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
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monocles

A refreshing alchohlic beverage consisting of the following:
2 parts vodka
1 part tonic
1 part triple sec
"arrgh, where be me monocles?"
by Jay Whalen July 26, 2006
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