Shite ersatz paper-cup instant coffee, usually from a machine or road-side trailer-caff, but delivered with a topping of synthetic styrofoam (E237, E441 or E459) in order to verisimilitudinise your coffee-drinking experience.
"...only mockaccino I'm afraid - it's just out of the machine but at least it's got some rancid dog-spunk on top. Sugar?..."
by Nefeco March 10, 2004
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Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!
Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!
(next morning)
Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!
Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?
Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.
Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!
(next morning)
Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!
Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?
Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.
Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...
by SychoSurge January 13, 2009
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The act of fake pissing by way of warm water surreptitiously poured on a passed out friend. Bonus points for getting them in the face! Ideally this is a 2 man job - 1 to pour the warm water and a second person to zip up their own zipper. As the person awakes, they'll notice the person zipping up their fly rather than the person that poured warm water (a la mock pee) and will likely freak out - especially if they're in a drunken fog.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
Caution: payback is a bitch. You don't want the victim of a mock-pee incident to return the favour with real urine.
by Julio!!!! January 20, 2010
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Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?
This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!
Steve: Dude -check out Angry birds, its so fun and addicting!
Jay: Phone game apps are so stupid -who has time for that crap?
This week:
Jay: I played Angry Birds last night till 2 AM!
Steve: You are such a mocker focker!
by Steve Slacker September 8, 2011
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Post an instagram photo and in the caption write "Mockingtag : katniss"
When having a bad day. Clap three fingers together while saying "Mockingtag - FML"
When having a bad day. Clap three fingers together while saying "Mockingtag - FML"
by HannahMontannah February 4, 2014
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Get the mockingbird accent mug.Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.
The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd July 5, 2008
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