Mober

Like sober, but instead of staying away from Alcohol, you're staying away from your miata.

Bro I've been mober for the past 3 weeks because my miata has been in the shop. I can't take it anymore.

by Babatunde940 June 10, 2024

Mobers

Mobers is the one and only MommyASMR. She is very sigma, very mindful, and demure. She also dabbles in a little bit R.E.P.O. We all love Mobers!

Did you see Mobers' new audio?

by Cannedbread444 April 14, 2025

Moebergered

Verb - to add or sell a new product on a random account

When I checked my account Monday morning I noticed I was moebergered

by Shuzakk February 2, 2026

Mobergerism

A term derived from the works of Victor Moberger (particularly "Pseudoscience, Pseudoscience, and Bullshit" and "Truth about Objective Truths") describing a specific form of Objectivity Bias and Objective Hyperrealism where disagreement is managed through taxonomic dismissal rather than substantive engagement. The Mobergerite doesn't simply disagree with positions they find problematic—they categorize them as "pseudoscience," "pseudophilosophy," "bullshit," or related terms, thereby placing them outside the bounds of legitimate discourse without needing to address their actual content. It's a rhetorical strategy that uses the language of objectivity and scientific rigor to police the boundaries of acceptable thought while exempting itself from similar scrutiny. The Mobergerite occupies the position of the gatekeeper, armed with taxonomic categories that function as weapons rather than analytical tools.

Example: "He didn't engage with a single argument in the paper—he just declared it 'pseudophilosophy' and moved on. Classic Mobergerism: winning the debate by declaring the opponent wasn't really playing."

by Dumu The Void March 12, 2026

Cock Mobbed

A large group that prevents a person from scoring sexually. Can be done both directly and indirectly.

Directly: Tim was going to ask Susie to the prom, but she was on the other side of the hall. And thus Tim was cock mobbed.

Indirectly: "Hey Susie, do you want to prom with me?" "Ew, no. You only hang out with those douche-bags!

by Duderules 544 April 14, 2011

willy-mobbed

a sucker punch or
gang bang

ooooh damn they just willy-mobbed that chick!
did u see him willy-mob dude upside his head?

by archania2012holocaust May 3, 2011