consensual sex in the missionary position
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vatican missionary
It is a pretty obscene sex move. It's kind of up there with like, the Cleveland Steamer, the Jersey Turnpike, the Chicago Fire, the North Dakota Plains Walker, and of course the New England coral bleach.
Last night we tried the Vatican Missionary position.
"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"
"You're in the perfect position to help her. The missionary position"
vatican missionary by SaratheWinner September 14, 2017
Reverse Missionary
Unlike the missionary, this on is a little better, where the guy lays down and the chick lays down on top.
Reverse Missionary by Cheese November 15, 2003
Chinese Missionary Position
Chinese Missionary Position by Spinroyd October 15, 2013
kneeling missionary
male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.
kneeling missionary by Jake March 23, 2004
Marxist missionary
Like any missionary, except one who preaches out of the book of (Karl) Marx.
Basically, any communist in your workplace or college.
They believe in overthrowing the superior western system of capitalism, and replacing it with what is essentially surfdom - basically, people working in the fields and factories all day for virtually no personal gain.
They are annoying, and like most cultish preaching missionaries, they speak some real non-sense, and are hard to get rid of.
And like Scientologists, they will make your life a living hell if they find that you have anything against them.
Basically, any communist in your workplace or college.
They believe in overthrowing the superior western system of capitalism, and replacing it with what is essentially surfdom - basically, people working in the fields and factories all day for virtually no personal gain.
They are annoying, and like most cultish preaching missionaries, they speak some real non-sense, and are hard to get rid of.
And like Scientologists, they will make your life a living hell if they find that you have anything against them.
"Agh! Help me get rid of the Marxist missionary, they keep preaching about revolution, and won't listen to any of my logic!
Marxist missionary by GTFO Marx fuckers January 24, 2010