mindfuck

n. The act of messing with someone's head so severely that they assume either you or they or both parties are schizo.

A good mindfuck just before bed is what the doctor recommended.

by alabaster December 14, 2004

mindfuck

when strong minded people notice weak minded people and mess with there head making the victim speechless,crazy,making thoughts run at 100mph or even as slow as 1mph . Usually leaves victim very fucked up in the head , crippled for a while until it goes away.

When Ben became a skante warrior i mind fucked him into beleiving people are following him.

by tweek tweek paneeks June 1, 2005

mindfuck

something so incredibly boring or such a waste of time that the person experiencing it can do nothing but drop into a sleep or a really deep daze

Man, that class was such a mindfuck... I fell asleep 5 times.

by The White Man May 13, 2005

mindfuck

To completely dissolve one's thought process and abillity to be. Typically onset by a menber of the opposite sex. Devastating to brilliant minds.

In the movie Basic Instinct II, Sharon Stone completely mindfucks the supporting actor by setting events in motion that cause him to have a psychotic break and go on a killing rampage. Something that a Psychiatryst would never do.

"Dude, where am I?"
"You're in the back seat of my car, I found you huddled naked in some backwards mexican hotel cuddled in the corner whispering 'I am gonna be alright. I don't have 11 fingers. Barney is not some evil alien trying to kill me.' It was bad man."
"Damn, that bitch completely mindfucked me"
"Yeah, tell me about it"

by Allen Jonson October 23, 2006

mindfucked

The feeling you get after you finished watching Breaking Dawn Part 2

Buboy: "Holy shit, did you watch Breaking Dawn yet?"

Krosna: "Yeah bro, I was totally mindfucked

by #krosna November 25, 2012

Mindfuck

When you see a really hot girl and proceed to screw her over and over again in your mind without her ever knowing.

Your friend: Dude, that chick over there is so hot!
You: Yeah, she doesn't realize it, but I have already mindfucked her 3 times.

by DJRB December 21, 2008

Mongofuck

The best insult ever! Usually screamed when towel whipped by a fat boy.

Darren whips Alex
Alex: What the Fuck! You MONGOFUCK!!!!!
Darren: What the hell does that even mean?
Laughs all round

by Reiss Anderson January 17, 2009