Millstone

Millstone is a large hick town in central NJ where everyone's either high or drunk.
No one knows that it exists or where it is.
There's tons of farms and rich white neighborhoods.
It's becoming overpopulated and over developed.
The youth population is a pathetic excuse for a piece of shit because of all the sluts, bitches, and hoes.
On occassion, there are some really amazing parties.
It's approx. 20 minutes away from the Freehold mall and 5 minutes from Great Adventure and the Jackson Outlets.

Millstone is the equivilent to Kansas on the east coast.

by Paige_NJ March 24, 2009

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Millslap

To slap someone with deadly force, often resulting in a detached retina or death.

Paul millslapped Amar'e in the face, his eye fell out.

by JiveTurkeyBarry December 1, 2009

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MILTMSLT

Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To - inspired by the the film The Rocker.

guy: are you familiar with the term 'MILF'?"

*she nods*

guy: "well you're not a MILF, you're what I'd call a MILTMSLT... a Mother I'd Like To Make Sweet Love To."

mom: "Oh really? Well you're a PILTS. Person I'd Like To Slap."

by FayeeElizabeth March 28, 2009

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owings mills

A town near Baltimore, Maryland in which there is absolutely nothing for the teenage population to do. They eat, sleep, blaze, have sex, and get drunk often on a weekly basis. The mall is overrun with criminals so nobody shops there out of fear of being mugged, raped, or on lucky days, both. Owings Mills High School offers a below average high school experience, resulting in a large amount of transferred students to Franklin High School or private schools in the area. To shop, most teens leave OM to seek better places to socialize such as Towson, Columbia, or Hunt Valley. Otherwise theyre poppin bottles every weekend.

1-"Lets hit up Owings Mills mall yo."
2-"Dude, are you high?"
1-"Good call. Let's hit Towson instead."
2-"Fuck that. Imma go to some Owings Mills party and get wasted."

by an owings mills milf January 12, 2008

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Hope Mills,NC

a town right outside of Fayetteville, NC aka dope mills aka hopeless mills aka the mills aka tiger country because at one time South View High School was the only high school AND the pride of the town

guy: HEY, where you from, girl?

girl:{sigh} Hope Mills,NC

Man: where you headed?

Other man: Dope Mills

by your resident white girl April 4, 2011

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