moffed

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.

I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.

I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.

by anon February 8, 2005

moffed it

when you've had to many drugs and to much alcohol

oh my god that is'nt my boyfriend DAZ he's proper moffed it

by marie August 22, 2003

miffen

the huge shit that rezides in ur colin.

i need to take a miffen...on the chair

by bandaid August 8, 2003

Maffed

So shredded, not one ounce of body fat

Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard

by Whitey58 March 4, 2014

Muffed

Raging at something in an over the top manner. Such as a video game.

Usually involves a response that is not appropriate for the situation.

Swearing and cursing is a must, as well as using the phrase "I'm sick of this shit"

Man, he was really muffed.

He really muffed out
He's totally muffed
Don't get muffed at me

by Pyromythical March 15, 2014

muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 18, 2014

Muffed Stripper

To be a heavily intoxicated and/or high woman dancer of the night (Aka Exotic Dancer... Aka yeah that's not fooling anyone, your a stripper)

Mikey- Dude did you see that fucked up chick dancing at the bar last night throwing her clothes at a bartender?

Tyler- Yeah she was totally a muffed stripper trying to get free drinks.

by Ben Dover Nputin May 20, 2014