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Microsoft Tax

The portion of the cost of a new computer that goes towards the Microsoft Windows license typically attached to it. Typically used derogatively in the free software community, which consists of people who would rather have no operating system supplied with their new PC. Due to the tactics of Microsoft towards computer manufacturers, this is rarely possible, unless the computer is a Macintosh.
Guy: I want a new PC to run Ubuntu, and I'd rather not pay the Microsoft Tax, but I don't have the time or know-how to put together a PC from scratch.
Other Guy: That sucks. Microsoft should stop being such greedy pigs.
Guy: I know!
by Dave J. H. April 14, 2008
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Microsoft Credge

Slang term for the new Chromium version of their failed Microsoft Edge browser.
Does that mean Microsoft Credge will get the crappy scrolling and touch input of Chrome?
by VinDSL March 23, 2019
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Microsoft Surface

Quite possibly the coolest thing Microsoft has created since the Xbox 360 in 2005. It is a tablet with an interface like its sister product Windows 8. The coolest feature is the ability to attach a soft keyboard that doubles as a cover, dubbed Touch Cover, while putting the tablet up on a built-in stand. So it's almost a touchscreen laptop.
Microsoft Surface proves that Microsoft can be a little like Apple, sometimes.
by Hmail July 23, 2012
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liquid microdot

Liquid Microdot is also knows as Acid.

Acid is a powerful hallucinogenic drug that alters your perception of the outside world.

Acid can turn you into a gibbering, giggling wreck, make the world seem like a magical place.

During the course of a trip, the entire universe can turn wibbly, colours become deeply intense, everyday objects take on bizarre and sometimes wonderful new forms, and all your senses can become confused and distorted.

Usually coming in the form of small squares of paper, tiny pellets or drops, acid can take anything from 10 minutes minutes to 2 hours to take effect, with trips usually lasting around 7 to 12 hours. There's no real way of knowing how strong a tab is or how it will affect you.

Because of the unexpected and random effects of taking acid, it's always best to take it somewhere you feel comfortable and safe, preferably surrounded by friends you trust.
"Well I been trippin' for 10 hours on 3 hits of liquid microdot (I'm on acid)
Gettin' chased around the car by some midgets in the parking lot (I'm on acid)
Feedin' doritos to a tree, a million spiders after me (I'm on acid)"
-Lil Whyte
by GlowstickJuggalette August 18, 2008
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micronation

Any entity which has the appearance of being a sovereign state but isn't.

Micronations are usually created and maintained by one person or family. Many exist solely on the internet, or in the imagination of their creators. Some have a more corporeal existence, occupying a defined - albeit often tiny - geographical areas, and producing arefacts such as stamps, coins, banknotes, passports, medals and flags.

Micronations are generally viewed as eccentric and vaguely amusing by most external observers.

Micronations should not to be confused with microstates, which are small legitimate sovereign states such as the Vatican, Monaco, Andorra or San Marino.

Nor should they be confused with legitimate self-determination or secessionist groups, who are typically have many hundreds or thousands of active supporters.
Sealand, an abandoned World War 2 gun platform off the coast of Essex, is the world's best known micronation.
by frankenheim March 24, 2009
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Microsoft Office

The Stupid Writing Thing That Has The Stupid Talking Paperclip
I Want To Kill ClippyFrom Microsoft Office
by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 18, 2008
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Microshite

A better and more reliable operating system than its counter part microsoft.
Anything that includes the Microsoft logo is bollocks whilst microshite is'nt.
by Gill Bates October 16, 2003
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