mcconnelling

To be in extreme distress due to an overfilled lower tract in need of evacuation. Derived from the term "turtling" which takes it name from the similarity of the excrement poking from your rectum to a the head of a turtle. The term "mcconnelling" has been given rise due to the resemblance of the 21st century republican politician Mitch McConnell to a turtle and his overall worth in society being relatively equal to that of human shit.

Before I leave for my date I need to take a shit. I am really mcconnelling right now and I am worried if I sit down I may stain my trousers.

by MrBueno October 3, 2014

Micronap

A nap so short that the napper is awakened by his first snore.

I was so tired at work last night. I think I took about 10 micronaps.

by LCSO Nobody July 11, 2018

micronigger

some retarded ass black kid in cod who thinks its nice to talk shit and talk in the way every retarded black kid does in any cod game.

god damn this retarded micronigger

by i burn down orphanages September 15, 2022

Micolash

the worst person/thing you'll ever have the displeasure of seeing

also hosts the nightmare of pain, suffering and other things of the sort

micolash: ahh kos, or some say kosm

anyone: oh god, it's fucking Micolash

by sol phoenix August 7, 2022

The McConnell

Buying a bunch of drinks, leaving, and complaining when someone else does the same

Joe: Did you see that Mitch just left after spending trillions of dollars on drinks?
Chuck: Yeah, he just did The McConnell

by I333cat October 29, 2021

matthew mcconaughey

That actor that all the ladies love. He Can charm any woman, he can turn lesbians straight, and straigt men gay. His name is impossible to spell. I'm surprised you found this definition. He Plays the same role in every movie : Ladies Man. Except in Reign Of Fire. He was a badass in that movie.

Girl1: matthew mcconaughey Is so sexy!
Guy1: I know!

by Paddy O'Mally June 11, 2008

micronym

A word defined by somoene on urbandictionary.com just because they and their two friends made it up and use it. Nobody else will use it, since they the word's definition is only known in their microcosm.

I'm sorry you got sick, but that's no reason to define something like S.T.Diesed.

by Mike Blaszczak December 17, 2003