by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

Marcus: I lived in lansing michigan my whole life and im almost 97% sure i lost something...something deep down in the darkest fathoms of my soul.
Tieran: Fuck ass nigga.
Tieran: Fuck ass nigga.
by joo-joo beaaanss September 20, 2009

by Ohio Killer December 28, 2005

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 19, 2017

A very shitty state where people cannot drive, park, think, and are just dumb af. (They have a blinking yellow and res light wtf) Michigan people are typically jealous of Ohioans because Ohio is an awesome state and full of people that know how to drive.
Michigan is the worst state ever. If I had a dime for every time a Michigan person parked over the damn lines I would be richer than Donald trump
by Brisk snow June 9, 2018

Sucks. Ohio's bitch. (See '07 Pistons, Tigers, Football and Basketball Wolverines, even lost wrestling in '08.) Crappy football team, ugly-ass uniforms. It's no accident that Hell is in Michigan. It's really redundant, when you think about it.
by Michigan Blows March 7, 2008

by Matttttty OSTATE December 29, 2007
