Michigan

The glove the USA wears to wipe the dirty ass of Canada.

USA: Canada's ass is dirty again. Guess I'll have to put on my Michigan and clean it up for them.

by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

Michigan

The place where dreams (and roads, and jobs, and summer, and just about everything) go to die.

Marcus: I lived in lansing michigan my whole life and im almost 97% sure i lost something...something deep down in the darkest fathoms of my soul.
Tieran: Fuck ass nigga.

by joo-joo beaaanss September 20, 2009

Michigan

The state that sucks the most dick. ever.

"Have you ever lived in Michigan?"

"Fuck you"

by Ohio Killer December 28, 2005

Michigan

Like, a REALLY big poo.

Fiona had a nice orgasm when Jonas dumped a Michigan on her chest and started titty fucking her.

by WhoDatFreshBoi March 19, 2017

Michigan

A very shitty state where people cannot drive, park, think, and are just dumb af. (They have a blinking yellow and res light wtf) Michigan people are typically jealous of Ohioans because Ohio is an awesome state and full of people that know how to drive.

Michigan is the worst state ever. If I had a dime for every time a Michigan person parked over the damn lines I would be richer than Donald trump

by Brisk snow June 9, 2018

Michigan

Sucks. Ohio's bitch. (See '07 Pistons, Tigers, Football and Basketball Wolverines, even lost wrestling in '08.) Crappy football team, ugly-ass uniforms. It's no accident that Hell is in Michigan. It's really redundant, when you think about it.

O-H I-O. "We don't give a damn about the whole state of Michigan, weeeeeeeeeee're from OHIO!"

by Michigan Blows March 7, 2008

Michigan

The state whose football team ALWAYS loses to Ohio State because Ohio State is better than them.

Whoa! Ohio State just beat Michigan for the 4th consecutive time in a row!

by Matttttty OSTATE December 29, 2007