Metatation

The unintentional act of being distracted while attempting to meditate due to the realization that you are, are not, or should be meditating. Also refers to excessive self-awareness and self-consciousness pertaining either to one's mind or body, occurring during or interfering with successful meditation practices. Common in persons meditating for the first or second time, or who don't believe in or agree with the premise of meditation. Sometimes accompanied by or triggered by embarrassment about the fact that they are meditating.

Ex 1: Whenever I finally started to relax and lose myself in the meditation exercises, I would think, "Ok, it's working now!" This metatation always caused me to lose my hard-won focus.
Ex 2: A couple times I almost started to fall into the rhythm of the Yoga class, at which point I would ask myself, "What am I even doing at a stupid Yoga class?", the metatation jolting me back into my crowded, disorganized thinking pattern and daily worries.

by Harlequin Princess May 24, 2009

motivational vampire

A feeling you get at any point in time when you have a complete lack of motivation.

I fucking had the day off yesterday and wanted to work on my car, but I got bit by the motivational vampire and sat on the couch all day~!

by ichabod October 9, 2005

medicational

adj.- describing a substance that helps a medical patient ie. alleviates pain, helps a patient to relax

A patient may choose to mix medicine into a drink making it a medicational drink.

by Devon Muzic June 12, 2012

meditationguru

The pseudonym of a guy in India that teaches meditation techniques in mysore, india. Quite an esoteric and mysterious individual, he centers his teachings around universal meditation and the concept of oneness. Believes that we are unlimited and that meditation is the most amazing experience on planet Earth. Prefers not to disclose his religion.

Meditationguru teaches meditation techniques at his center and at his website at meditationguru.com

by preserver257 July 28, 2009

medikation

steroids roids juice sauce

yo you see that herb benchin 405? hes deff on medikation

by LAB PHATHER June 4, 2011

metatation

The act of extracting a metaprinciple from a paradox, conundrum or contradiction.

A biologist looks at a rabbit and an elephant. Are they the same? The contradiction is obvious, one is small and weak, the other large and strong. However, they share a metaprinciple, they are both mammals. This epiphany arrived through metatation.

by Wonton2 October 21, 2011

Motivational Tweaker

The one who is always positive about life and encouraging others to do the same. They are always tweaked and just dont give a fuck about their everyday problems and are usually the most emotional ones when they come down.

Last night Lacey was being the Motivational Tweaker and telling everyone to just be happy and not care what people think

by L-Zoomy Twakstar August 4, 2012