methylander

A resident of Maryland who is addicted to crack

That tweeker is from Maryland where they’re referred to as Methylanders

by Creativedefinitioner November 17, 2018

methyl-methanol

A reasonable name for ethanol (alcohol), which breaks IUPAC naming rules for molecules. Can be used when alcohol is brought up in conversation, but you don’t want eavesdropping adults to know that you’re into underage drinking

*high school student in class, talking to other students*
“Who’s getting the methyl-methanol tonight?”

by I'm not proud to be on here December 7, 2018

Methlete

A person who frequently uses Meth yet takes care of business such as paying bills, showering, laundry, and any other make believe task because it literally does not happen

Little Jeffrey has to stay after school for the Methletes club and it can sometimes last 2-3 days straight. They try to get a lot done.

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

methlamore

Someone who does large amounts of meth then later goes to larp and is named Steven maracle

imma go be a methlamore

by Adolf dripplrr June 7, 2019

MethLikeWoAh

When your tripping so hard you start saying like Woah like a surfer.

town: Like wOaH dude

Joey: Dude you just did a methlikewoah.

by Town#0001 on Discord April 1, 2019

methcycle

BMX bicycle ridden by adult tweakers.

Some tweaker got their methcycle stolen. Now how are they going to they going get to the gas station to buy energy drinks with their EBT card?

by Fvesbjjfe.xddfv August 27, 2019

Methlete

A needle injecting meth head that always wins or takes first place at track and filth.

Stevo: Hey Davo did ya see that skinny crackhead chick that came around Gary's today for a pipnic.
Davo: yeh no shit aye, she must inject the stuff usually.
Stevo: yeh i would say she is definitely a methlete from way back with track marks like that.

by BUCKYWEED1988 February 14, 2020