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meth tard

N. Person whose relationship (of any kind) to meth directly results in mind-numbingly stupid or tard-like behavior; an otherwise seemingly capable person whose use of meth reduces them to near unimaginable levels of mental incapication and social dysfunction; someone whose desire to produce and deal meth takes them into uncharted territories of uncoordinated and potentially dangerous recklessness.
Power was out all over town when a meth tard driving his portable meth lab ran smack into a sub-station while trying to out run the police and light his pipe at the same time.
by Truman Starr September 10, 2005
mugGet the meth tardmug.

mATHS/Meth

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC
mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth
by Anonymous_ew January 25, 2019
mugGet the mATHS/Methmug.

Meths

"I love the meths"
by C4SS12 June 6, 2018
mugGet the Methsmug.

Meth

Math with an e
Man I need a methbook
by The Agreeable Magician January 3, 2017
mugGet the Methmug.

meth shredding

A term used to describe the commonly experienced paranoia fueled by methamphetamine use that causes the user to compulsively tear into tiny pieces, by hand, everything they come in contact with.
I had eaten a Twinkie and therefore relied upon my meth shredding habit to eliminate all possible evidence of this pathetic and unhealthful event knowing that my dietary activity could at some point become the subject of a full-blown FBI investigation.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019
mugGet the meth shreddingmug.

Meth Gay

A male that is generally straight until they get high off Meth and no one else is around except another male that is generally straight and the bang it out - Meth Gay.
Cheston asks Matt if he wants to become Meth Gay like him..
by Meth Reaper September 10, 2018
mugGet the Meth Gaymug.

Meth Baby

The pugs of the human race. They're mom's used meth while pregnant with them resulting in them being underweight, having a baby face for their entire life, and having tons of health issues. Almost all of them are mentally disabled to varying degrees and it's unknown if they live very long.
Lexi is an adult but looks like a toddler because she's a meth baby
by Kanghikes January 3, 2023
mugGet the Meth Babymug.

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