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Messianic Complex

a state of mind in which an individual holds a belief they are, or are destined to become, a savior.
by Amelle April 9, 2012
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Lionel Messi

The best soccer player of all time. Lionel was born in Romario, Argentina, and plays for FC Barcelona. He may be standing at a mere 5'7, but his amazing skill makes up for it. Most people love him, but all 11 Real Madrid thinks he sucks. Shut up and realize that he is better than Ronaldo. He has not YET won a world cup, but we are all rooting for him in June!!!!
Real Madrid fan: Hey, did you see that amazing play Ronaldo

Random Kid: Oh, you mean that tap in 2 inches from the goal, if you want to watch a real play, watch
Barcelona's game tomorrow so you can see Lionel Messi
by Yodeling Walmart Kid123 June 7, 2018
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Armchair Messiah

Someone express what THEY feel should be done in the world from the confines of their armchair, yet are reluctant to get up and do anything about it.
Armchair Messiahs of the world unite in front of the PC, whilst the real change-bringers go forth into 3rd world countries digging wells and de-worming orphans.
by Chocohate December 20, 2008
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Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...
Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?
by Lon February 24, 2005
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messian

The creature that resides on a persons back when they are stoned. Its size and behavior vary in accordance with the degree of intoxication.
"There's a messian on my back."
by ish and twins April 23, 2008
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Messiah

Is an underground palestinian rapper famous for singles like: Autopsy
and Jewphile. His trendmarks are verses that are centered around politics and war. He often criticizes modern rap for focusing around materialism, instead of idealism and theology. Unintelligent individuals who can't understand his songs, or are openly against his anti-war philosophy often make jokes about him having intimate relationships with goats.
A:Did you hear the new song from Messiah. This one is maybe the deepest and most complex song so far. I am intrigued to see what he can do in the future.
B:Lol, I'm not listening to that,

goatfucker. Why can't you listen to Billie Eilish and other real artists.
by Firefox-31 January 31, 2020
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Messinikka

A YouTube Prodigy with a massive cock who inserts into various women including Coco the Jack Gillies. This humongous man has the dick of a lion and is very alpha. I wouldn't recommend messing with this man as he could bash any beta-male who challenges him with his mighty cock. This Greek God has a massive pee-pee
Isaak: I'm so straight I hate gays
MESSINIKKA WALKS IN
Isaak: I'm gay and I want his cock
by FrancescoSacchinelli September 16, 2020
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