merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.

1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!

by Jimasd November 3, 2006

Merked

(Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate

(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event

Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass

Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow

Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked

by Annathropology February 19, 2017

MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

by Neah January 15, 2007

merking

To creep around a bar hitting on women in a sketchy manner

I was merking on so many broads last night

by Merking on Broads April 16, 2008

Merked

To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.

by 40z-N-Blunts October 2, 2008

Merk

Merk: (v) The act of projecting sexual or flirtacious advances on a relative, whether intoxicated or sober. Past Tense: Merked.

Guy 1: That drunk girl at the party last night was sitting on her cousins lap.
Guy 2: Yea! she was straight merkin.

Lannah: I hate to merk, but my cousin is lookin fine tonight!

Girl 1: Doesn't his new girlfriend look JUST like his sister?!
Girl 2: OMG he is SO MERKING!

by yothisisVAnotWV August 4, 2011

Merk

to steal some thing or somebody

I best get my ten dollars bitch or im gonna beat your ass and Merk your wallet.

by HorvathN November 12, 2008