Melon Farmer

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.

(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!

by BFG December 6, 2003

Melones

Spanish for huge tits..

maria tiene melones gigantes

by DonCabron October 13, 2003

Mekong River delta mudshark

Generally an asian (Vietnamese, Cambodian or perhaps Filipina or Chinese or Korean even) female that dates a black guy.

I like Dave Chappelle a lot, and he certainly has a nice little Mekong River delta mudshark for a wife.

by boi1ermaker September 9, 2011

melon

The act of smacking another's forehead as a sign and act of derision.

That wicker fool done gone swiped my pewter so I gone and laid a melon on him.

by Sinbad Poon January 9, 2005

Melon Pro

(adj.) Awesome, amazing, spectacular, outstanding, etc.
(n) something that is great, grand, magnificent, etc.

Its official, I'm Melon Pro.

by WoozyBuddha November 5, 2010

twisting my melon

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.

Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"

by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008

Melonism

Melonism is a religion that is equal to communism and melon

INotDumb is a creator of Melonism

by INotDumb December 16, 2019