Melon muncher

Melon Muncher is a term usually referring to a person of African-american decent.

The term 'melon muncher' is quite recent and is not widely used

Melon muncher is of coarse implying that black people like watermelons alot.

Damn, thats a lot of melon munchers!

by SHAD0WZOMBIE November 26, 2010

melon fest

A party or gathering with an overwhelming number of women. The female equivalent of a sausage fest.

I'm not going to that melon fest, I've had all the cocktails and "Sex and the City" I can handle this week.

by ak_47 May 15, 2006

Malone's Law

This is a corollary of Godwin's Law which states that if an online discussion about rock music goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will compare some band or performer or a situation to Roger Waters, Peter Gilmoure and Nick Mason and the acrimonious breakup of Pink Floyd, the point at which effectively the discussion or thread often ends.

Ian "Panic! at the Disco are now just Brendon Urie's solo project."
Shane "Just like Pink Floyd after Roger Waters left, it was nothing but David Gilmour's ego trip."
Ian "Malone's Law! this conversation is OVER!"

by VegasMalone September 24, 2020

Best Melon

A person that never judges me, that never pretends to be someone she's not around me, I don't try to be anyone else around her either. A person that is never embarrassed by my weirdness and just acts weird along with me.

Message me when you see this . Best Melon

by Micheal Smith Jr November 12, 2009

Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.

Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Gellin' with her melons

a saying that is most appropriately used when you see a female that has over-sized breasts compared to the rest of her body, and she is OBVIOUSLY wearing a padded bra and such.

guy1:"Dude, you see that girl?! Her rack is pretty impressive!"
guy2:"no dude, she's just GELLIN' WITH HER MELONS."

by Doomymcmushroom June 10, 2009

Melon Muncher

A racial slur for African Americans. Used in context of the fact that they stereotypically like watermelon.

You see that melon muncher over there?

by Beepbeeplettuce3902 June 4, 2018